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- sat down next to me at the counter. They didn't seem to know what the hell to do with
their suitcases, so I gave them a hand. They were these very inexpensive-looking
suitcases--the ones that aren't genuine leather or anything. It isn't important, I know, but I
hate it when somebody has cheap suitcases. It sounds terrible to say it, but I can even get
to hate somebody, just looking at them, if they have cheap suitcases with them.
Something happened once. For a while when I was at Elkton Hills, I roomed with this
boy, Dick Slagle, that had these very inexpensive suitcases. He used to keep them under
the bed, instead of on the rack, so that nobody'd see them standing next to mine. It
depressed holy hell out of me, and I kept wanting to throw mine out or something, or
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even trade with him. Mine came from Mark Cross, and they were genuine cowhide and
all that crap, and I guess they cost quite a pretty penny. But it was a funny thing. Here's
what happened. What I did, I finally put my suitcases under my bed, instead of on the
rack, so that old Slagle wouldn't get a goddam inferiority complex about it. But here's
what he did. The day after I put mine under my bed, he took them out and put them back
on the rack. The reason he did it, it took me a while to find out, was because he wanted
people to think my bags were his. He really did. He was a very funny guy, that way. He
was always saying snotty things about them, my suitcases, for instance. He kept saying
they were too new and bourgeois. That was his favorite goddam word. He read it
somewhere or heard it somewhere. Everything I had was bourgeois as hell. Even my
fountain pen was bourgeois. He borrowed it off me all the time, but it was bourgeois
anyway. We only roomed together about two months. Then we both asked to be moved.
And the funny thing was, I sort of missed him after we moved, because he had a helluva
good sense of humor and we had a lot of fun sometimes. I wouldn't be surprised if he
missed me, too. At first he only used to be kidding when he called my stuff bourgeois,
and I didn't give a damn--it was sort of funny, in fact. Then, after a while, you could tell
he wasn't kidding any more. The thing is, it's really hard to be roommates with people if
your suitcases are much better than theirs--if yours are really good ones and theirs aren't.
You think if they're intelligent and all, the other person, and have a good sense of humor,
that they don't give a damn whose suitcases are better, but they do. They really do. It's
one of the reasons why I roomed with a stupid bastard like Stradlater. At least his
suitcases were as good as mine.
Anyway, these two nuns were sitting next to me, and we sort of struck up a
conversation. The one right next to me had one of those straw baskets that you see nuns
and Salvation Army babes collecting dough with around Christmas time. You see them
standing on corners, especially on Fifth Avenue, in front of the big department stores and
all. Anyway, the one next to me dropped hers on the floor and I reached down and picked
it up for her. I asked her if she was out collecting money for charity and all. She said no.
She said she couldn't get it in her suitcase when she was packing it and she was just
carrying it. She had a pretty nice smile when she looked at you. She had a big nose, and
she had on those glasses with sort of iron rims that aren't too attractive, but she had a
helluva kind face. "I thought if you were taking up a collection," I told her, "I could make
a small contribution. You could keep the money for when you do take up a collection."
"Oh, how very kind of you," she said, and the other one, her friend, looked over at
me. The other one was reading a little black book while she drank her coffee. It looked
like a Bible, but it was too skinny. It was a Bible-type book, though. All the two of them
were eating for breakfast was toast and coffee. That depressed me. I hate it if I'm eating
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