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- Sultan, Xerxes-like, moves on: the Dawn his standard, East and West his
cymbals.
“Oh, morning life!” cried Yoomy, with a Persian air; “would that all
time were a sunrise, and all life a youth.”
“Ah! but these striplings whimper of youth,” said Mohi, caressing his
braids, “as if they wore this beard.”
“But natural, old man,” said Babbalanja. “We Mardians never seem young
to ourselves; childhood is to youth what manhood is to age:—something
to be looked back upon, with sorrow that it is past. But childhood
reeks of no future, and knows no past; hence, its present passes in a
vapor.”
“Mohi, how’s your appetite this morning?” said Media.
“Thus, thus, ye gods,” sighed Yoomy, “is feeling ever scouted. Yet,
what might seem feeling in me, I can not express.”
“A good commentary on old Bardianna, Yoomy,” said Babbalanja, “who
somewhere says, that no Mardian can out with his heart, for his
unyielding ribs are in the way. And indeed, pride, or something akin
thereto, often holds check on sentiment. My lord, there are those who
like not to be detected in the possession of a heart.”
“Very true, Babbalanja; and I suppose that pride was at the bottom of
your old Ponderer’s heartless, unsentimental, bald-pated style.”
“Craving pardon, my lord is deceived. Bardianna was not at all proud;
though he had a queer way of showing the absence of pride. In his
essay, entitled,—“On the Tendency to curl in Upper Lips,” he thus
discourses. “We hear much of pride and its sinfulness in this Mardi
wherein we dwell: whereas, I glory in being brimmed with it;—my sort of
pride. In the presence of kings, lords, palm-trees, and all those who
deem themselves taller than myself, I stand stiff as a pike, and will
abate not one vertebra of my stature. But accounting no Mardian my
superior, I account none my inferior; hence, with the social, I am ever
ready to be sociable.”
“An agrarian!” said Media; “no doubt he would have made the headsman
the minister of equality.”
“At bottom we are already equal, my honored lord,” said Babbalanja,
profoundly bowing—“One way we all come into Mardi, and one way we
withdraw. Wanting his yams a king will starve, quick as a clown; and
smote on the hip, saith old Bardianna, he will roar as loud as the next
one.”
“Roughly worded, that, Babbalanja.—Vee-Vee! my crown!—So; now,
Babbalanja, try if you can not polish Bardianna’s style in that last
saying you father upon him.”
“I will, my ever honorable lord,” said Babbalanja, salaming. “Thus
we’ll word it, then: In their merely Mardian nature, the sublimest
demi-gods are subject to infirmities; for struck by some keen shaft,
even a king ofttimes dons his crown, fearful of future darts.”
“Ha, ha!—well done, Babbalanja; but I bade you polish, not sharpen the
arrow.”
“All one, my thrice honored lord;—to polish is not to blunt.”
CHAPTER XLVII.
Babbalanja Philosophizes, And My Lord Media Passes Round The Calabashes
An interval of silence passed; when Media cried, “Out upon thee, Yoomy!
curtail that long face of thine.”
“How can he, my lord,” said Mohi, “when he is thinking of furlongs?”
“Fathoms you mean, Mohi; see you not he is musing over the gunwale? And
now, minstrel, a banana for thy thoughts. Come, tell me how you poets
spend so many hours in meditation.”
“My lord, it is because, that when we think, we think so little of
ourselves.”
“I thought as much,” said Mohi, “for no sooner do I undertake to be
sociable with myself, than I am straightway forced to beat a retreat.”
“Ay, old man,” said Babbalanja, “many of us Mardians are but sorry
hosts to ourselves. Some hearts are hermits.”
“If not of yourself, then, Yoomy, of whom else do you think?” asked
Media.
“My lord, I seldom think,” said Yoomy, “I but give ear to the voices in
my calm.”
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