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- spirits. But, asserting his privilege as physician to the first reading
of the labels, Doctor Long Ghost was at last permitted to take
possession of the basket.
The first thing lighted upon was a large vial, labelled—“For
William—rub well in.”
This vial certainly had a spirituous smell; and upon handing it to the
patient, he made a summary internal application of its contents. The
doctor looked aghast.
There was now a mighty commotion. Powders and pills were voted mere
drugs in the market, and the holders of vials were pronounced lucky
dogs. Johnson must have known enough of sailors to make some of his
medicines palatable—this, at least, Long Ghost suspected. Certain it
was, everyone took to the vials; if at all spicy, directions were
unheeded, their contents all going one road.
The largest one of all, quite a bottle indeed, and having a sort of
burnt brandy odour, was labelled—“For Daniel, drink freely, and until
relieved.” This Black Dan proceeded to do; and would have made an end
of it at once, had not the bottle, after a hard struggle, been snatched
from his hands, and passed round, like a jovial decanter. The old tar
had complained of the effects of an immoderate eating of fruit.
Upon calling the following morning, our physician found his precious
row of patients reclining behind the stocks, and doing “as well as
could be expected.”
But the pills and powders were found to have been perfectly inactive:
probably because none had been taken. To make them efficacious, it was
suggested that, for the future, a bottle of Pisco should be sent along
with them. According to Flash Jack’s notions, unmitigated medical
compounds were but dry stuff at the best, and needed something good to
wash them down.
Thus far, our own M.D., Doctor Long Ghost, after starting the frolic,
had taken no further part in it; but on the physician’s third visit, he
took him to one side, and had a private confabulation. What it was,
exactly, we could not tell; but from certain illustrative signs and
gestures, I fancied that he was describing the symptoms of some
mysterious disorganization of the vitals, which must have come on
within the hour. Assisted by his familiarity with medical terms, he
seemed to produce a marked impression. At last, Johnson went his way,
promising aloud that he would send Long Ghost what he desired.
When the medicine boy came along the following morning, the doctor was
the first to accost him, walking off with a small purple vial. This
time, there was little else in the basket but a case-bottle of the
burnt brandy cordial, which, after much debate, was finally disposed of
by someone pouring the contents, little by little, into the half of a
cocoa-nut shell, and so giving all who desired a glass. No further
medicinal cheer remaining, the men dispersed.
An hour or two passed, when Flash Jack directed attention to my long
friend, who, since the medicine boy left, had not been noticed till
now. With eyes closed, he was lying behind the stocks, and Jack was
lifting his arm and letting it fall as if life were extinct. On running
up with the rest, I at once connected the phenomenon with the
mysterious vial. Searching his pocket, I found it, and holding it up,
it proved to be laudanum. Flash Jack, snatching it from my hand in a
rapture, quickly informed all present what it was; and with much glee,
proposed a nap for the company. Some of them not comprehending him
exactly, the apparently defunct Long Ghost—who lay so still that I a
little suspected the genuineness of his sleep—was rolled about as an
illustration of the virtues of the vial’s contents. The idea tickled
everybody mightily; and throwing themselves down, the magic draught was
passed from hand to hand. Thinking that, as a matter of course, they
must at once become insensible, each man, upon taking his sip, fell
back, and closed his eyes.
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