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- CHAPTER XCV.
That Jolly Old Lord Borabolla Laughs On Both Sides Of His Face
“A very good palace, this, coz, for you and me,” said waddling old
Borabolla to Media, as, returned from our excursion, he slowly lowered
himself down to his mat, sighing like a grampus.
By this, he again made known the vastness of his hospitality, which led
him for the nonce to parcel out his kingdom with his guests.
But apart from these extravagant expressions of good feeling, Borabolla
was the prince of good fellows. His great tun of a person was
indispensable to the housing of his bullock-heart; under which, any
lean wight would have sunk. But alas! unlike Media and Taji, Borabolla,
though a crowned king, was accounted no demi-god; his obesity excluding
him from that honor. Indeed, in some quarters of Mardi, certain pagans
maintain, that no fat man can be even immortal. A dogma! truly, which
should be thrown to the dogs. For fat men are the salt and savor of the
earth; full of good humor, high spirits, fun, and all manner of
jollity. Their breath clears the atmosphere: their exhalations air the
world. Of men, they are the good measures; brimmed, heaped, pressed
down, piled up, and running over. They are as ships from Teneriffe;
swimming deep, full of old wine, and twenty steps down into their
holds. Soft and susceptible, all round they are easy of entreaty.
Wherefore, for all their rotundity, they are too often circumnavigated
by hatchet-faced knaves. Ah! a fat uncle, with a fat paunch, and a fat
purse, is a joy and a delight to all nephews; to philosophers, a
subject of endless speculation, as to how many droves of oxen and Lake
Eries of wine might have run through his great mill during the full
term of his mortal career. Fat men not immortal! This very instant, old
Lambert is rubbing his jolly abdomen in Paradise.
Now, to the fact of his not being rated a demi-god, was perhaps
ascribable the circumstance, that Borabolla comported himself with less
dignity, than was the wont of their Mardian majesties. And truth to
say, to have seen him regaling himself with one of his favorite
cuttle-fish, its long snaky arms and feelers instinctively twining
round his head as he ate; few intelligent observers would have opined
that the individual before them was the sovereign lord of Mondoldo.
But what of the banquet of fish? Shall we tell how the old king
ungirdled himself thereto; how as the feast waxed toward its close,
with one sad exception, he still remained sunny-sided all round; his
disc of a face joyous as the South Side of Madeira in the hilarious
season of grapes? Shall we tell how we all grew glad and frank; and how
the din of the dinner was heard far into night?
We will.
When Media ate slowly, Borabolla took him to task, bidding him dispatch
his viands more speedily.
Whereupon said Media “But Borabolla, my round fellow, that would
abridge the pleasure.”
“Not at all, my dear demi-god; do like me: eat fast and eat long.”
In the middle of the feast, a huge skin of wine was brought in. The
portly peltry of a goat; its horns embattling its effigy head; its
mouth the nozzle; and its long beard flowed to its jet-black hoofs.
With many ceremonial salams, the attendants bore it along, placing it
at one end of the convivial mats, full in front of Borabolla; where
seated upon its haunches it made one of the party.
Brimming a ram’s horn, the mellowest of bugles, Borabolla bowed to his
silent guest, and thus spoke—“In this wine, which yet smells of the
grape, I pledge you my reverend old toper, my lord Capricornus; you
alone have enough; and here’s full skins to the rest!”
“How jolly he is,” whispered Media to Babbalanja.
“Ay, his lungs laugh loud; but is laughing, rejoicing?”
“Help! help!” cried Borabolla “lay me down! lay me down! good gods,
what a twinge!”
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